People who frequent baby name websites:
thatseamlook: thelegendofjenna: Expecting parents Writers 3. people naming their sims
batteur: ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
carstairsangel: When not all the books in the series are the same height. When books change covers with editions so they don’t all match unless you buy the series in one go. When some books are hardcover and some are softcover and it doesn’t match but you can’t find another copy. When some covers are different in certain countries so you don’t get the main one which also happens to look...
letslikemakememories: watchtheskytonight: satan-official: thearchangeltrickster: bandannarama: iamtonysexual: biptch: don’t make me snap my fingers in a z formation hip rotation booty sensation ＥＴＥＲＮＡＬ ＤＡＭＮＡＴＩＯＮ *snaps fingers in a pentagram formation* *says a Latin incantation* waits for lucifer with anticipation your waiting is over my friends ALL HAIL THE LORD...
fluffywhitechicken: filthytricksyhobbitses: guys perfume that smells like books if you wear this I’ll probably fall in love with you
yaygocats: discomplete: “i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography “I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
iamnotyourwhoree: fuck you guys at least nationwide is on my side
cryptaniac: bananneli: I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone. or: “I’m having a bad mental health day and need to be on my own for a while so please don’t be mad if I cancel our plans on short notice.”
me: (out shopping, looking all fly with my Marvel comics tote bag featuring several characters)
dude: nice bag.
me: thanks. (keeps on shopping)
dude: do you even know who all those characters are?
me: uh... yeah?
dude: ok then, who's that guy? (points at a character on the bag)
me: wait, are you asking me to prove that I'm enough of a fan enough to carry this bag?
dude: (smirks) that's what I thought. He's called the Silver Surfer. I bet you don't even know his real name.
me: does it matter? (starts to edge away before I start punching throats)
dude: psh, you're not a real fan.
me: (slowly unsheathing my Wolverine claws)
me: how many pairs of chromosomes do humans contain in their cells?
dude: uh... what?
me: explain the function of cellular mitosis?
me: what is the purpose of myelin sheath with regards to the formation of new neural pathways?
dude: what are you even talking about?
me: oh, well it seemed that you were implying that if I don't know as much about the Marvel universe as you do, then I can't possibly be considered a real fan. This is me implying that because you don't know as much about the human body as I do, you can't possibly be considered a real human being.
dude: Um, I... wow. You're right. Have a nice day. (starts to shuffle away)
me: his name is Norrin Radd.
dude: (looks extremely embarrassed)
It's so easy to laugh, it's so easy to hate; it...
samandriel: There are over 108.8 million Tumblr blogs and the site was just bought by a major company for 1.1 billion dollars and people are still acting as if Tumblr is a secret club? Really?
The Most Stupid Hunters in Supernatural
feathers-theangel: Read More
turtwink: yabba dabba done with ur shit
Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
sassafrasscas: sometimes when im sitting here i cant stop touching my boob
phi-ehj: deeperstateofmind: sweet-plush-rump: mischiefinthesnow: jaclcfrost: do you ever take a minute to appreciate the frost on windows and whatnot like do you ever stop to look at this like really look at it before it melts or you defrost your car so you can see out the windows i mean look at this shit it’s straight up artwork artwork that melts “You are all...