Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
When first joined Tumblr, I thought hipsters were supposed to be the elitist doucherbags, but now I really don’t understand why some fandom people actually believe that reblogging pictures of Tom Hiddleston or Benedict Cumberbatch is somehow morally superior to reblogging pictures of Starbucks and sunsets.
What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.
I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.
“Incredible change happens in your life when you decide to take control of what you do have power over instead of craving control over what you don’t.”—Steve Maraboli, Life, the Truth, and Being Free (via observando)